HADAR SAYINGS
MOSHE "POMMY" HADAR
,Cold feet before the wedding warm up quickly on the wedding night
White wedding gown could quickly turns black
The size of the wedding doesn’t point to the size of the love
A lame duck could still taste delicious
Don’t burn calories in a fire zone
A great bed doesn’t assure a great sex
A watch never wastes time
A camel filed a lawsuit against the straw that broke his back
He rocks his lover with the precious stones he bought her
It is better to live 90 years well than suffer for 120
A party full of smoke could also be the result of a fire
About Hadar Sayings
In October 2008, Pommy wrote an introduction to the book "Hadar Sayings," which includes over 3700 puns and subtle manipulation of the language, encompassing many subjects of our daily life. He noted, "For those who like to read not only between the lines, but also between the letters of our language, I have composed a new selection of sayings, improved and enhanced phrases, small jugs, amusements and word games, utilizing the virtues and colors of the Hebrew language. It is an attempt to give an awakening smile and a visual language, which is not only written or heard, but also seen. In short, there is visualization of the language here.”
Note: Most of "Hadar Sayings" exploit multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words in Hebrew, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. Pommy knew how to intentionally use the Hebrew language via homographic, homophonic, metonymic, or figurative means. Therefore, many of the Sayings cannot be appreciated in any other language but Hebrew.
The (few) enclosed Hadar Sayings, were translated with the hope of conveying a taste of Pommy's thought process, style and sense of humor
When you meet a potential mate in an elevator, you have to press the right button
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
It is better to rest on your laurels than lie underneath them
Adam and Eve did not fear DNA paternity test
A family is looking to adopt a cat in the sack
Heart-to-heart talk could be without words
Come to a blind date with open eyes
Eye drops will not cure crocodile tears
A stormy marriage is stronger than most Tornados
You do not need GPS to find the road to happiness
Building rapport doesn’t require bricks
The good cholesterol, the bad cholesterol and the ugly cholesterol result in an open-heart surgery
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
Any one who stands up for his rights doesn’t need Viagra
The best way to enrich a relationship is to win the lottery
She cannot jump out of her skin because she had a facelift surgery
The condom is the biggest child killer in the world
To “break the ice,” you don’t need ice
Divorce confirms that not every pot has a cover
Having safe sex doesn’t require a security guard
A blacklist could be written in most colors
Love starts with a click and ends with a flick
He built his house from the kidney stones surgeries he preformed on his patients
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
Blood donation is not recognized as tax deduction
An optimist sees the light throughout the tunnel
No one, yet, drown, surfing the Internet
At the university of life, the semesters never end
The difference between a kiss on the cheek and a kiss on the lips is two inches
Even the blind is able to fall in love at first sight
Those who don’t count lots of money don’t count
All starts are difficult, so try starting from the middle
A diabatic never calls his girlfriend, sweetheart
Diapers are worn by people twice, once as babies and again as seniors
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
The eternal bachelor is comforted by the fact that God is single too
An elderly man who took Viagra, died. A closed casket viewing was impossible
Sometimes a chronic liar is caught telling the truth
Anyone who wants to build a relationship doesn’t need to pull a permit
Every shoemaker goes barefoot after he takes off his shoes
Noah was the best couples therapist
Even when the king is naked, he is dressed
The Kangaroo has everyone in its pocket
He is a loose cannon without the shells
Immediately replace your dentist, if he wants to perform root canal procedure on your dentures
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
Sitting on the fence is impossible if it's a barbed wire
Harmonious couple depends on the hormones
Plastic surgeons change the face of the world
It is hard to sell ice to Eskimos because they all have refrigerators
The tattoos prevented him to jump out of his skin
Anyone who eats calories stays hungry
If you see the glass half full, fill it up
An autopsy is done without anesthesia
A gold mine doesn’t have to be underground
Planning a family doesn’t require an architect
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
There is chemistry among all the drug users
In mind games you don’t always roll the dice
A chain smoker who lost one of his lungs, cut his smoking by half
Breastfeeding is not restricted to age
You don’t need surgery in order to open your heart
If you don’t have the stomach don’t take laxative
Don’t throw a Molotov cocktail. Recycle it
Every burglar looks for his window of opportunity
A heartless man saves himself coronary artery bypass surgery
Sometimes she falls in love with the white horse and not the prince
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
Upright piano is always ready…to play
A chef died from starvation
Laxative cannot help a writer’s block
It's not crime to kill time
A roasted chicken will never lay eggs
Sometimes shortcuts extend the journey
A zealous public phone smashed an iPhone
Even a vote of a fool can decides an election
One gaze could excite more than dozen roses
Through the keyhole you can see much more than through an open door
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
Body language cannot be taught using Rosetta Stone
A neglected family pet feels like an underdog
Please tell me during my lifetime, what you would deliver in my eulogy
Due to plunging annual profits, down blanket manufactures demanding to stop global warming
No lawmaker in the world is able to reverse the laws of nature
In a nudist camp you could find the naked truth
A smart bomb is one not being used
Double faced requires double makeup
Knife in your back doesn’t require a knife
Not every sweetheart likes candies
Moshe "Pommy" Hadar
Cemeteries also have live streaming
No one could stop a prayer on its way to heaven
The healthiest and most beneficial divorce is from a cigarette
In a Banana Republic people eat apples
Nudists have no dirty laundry
Images Sources: Moshe "Pommy" Hadar's Archive
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